The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

22 02 2006

We found an apartment! It is right downtown, 2 bedroom, private entrance, parking, in a heritage building for a steal. An absolute steal. I am ridiculously excited. The living room has French doors, French doors for crying out loud. Ah. It is a small apartment but it has everything we wanted and I am ecstatic about moving in. You could say I am insane with joy. Insane.

*Normally women are at least good for sex and going to the kitchen to bake me a pie, but I wouldn’t even trust Paris to do that. Certainly not sex. I’d rather get head from a rattlesnake. At least then I wouldn’t have to guess what treatment I was gonna need.*




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