I am at two with nature.

It sure has been a while since I have blogged. Boy do I suck.

Well, I don’t have much to say really. The Boy is going to stay with his Nanny and Pappy until August 18th, so that’s news. Other than that, not a damn thing is going on around here.

Because I am lacking in my amazing and delicious writings I am going to do a meme. Shut up.

Tagged (sort of) by Robin at PENSIEVE

1. The book nearest me – The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.

2. Stretch out your left arm, what do you touch? – The door in my living room.

3. Last thing watched on television? – Atomic Betty.

4. Without looking what time is it? 2:00 pm

5. What is the actual time? 2:30…oops, lost a little time there

6. With the exception of the computer what can you hear? Music in the kitchen, the movie Jingle All the Way and The Boy yammering on and on…..and on.

7. When did you last step outside? About 10 this morning I took out the garbage.

8. Before this survey what did you look at? The floor, my hands, the computer screen, The Boy, PENSIEVE.

9. What are you wearing? – Pink t-shirt and jeans. By the by, the jeans are blue, not pink.

10. Did you dream last night? – Yes, it was strange but I can’t remember it exactly.

11. When did you last laugh? – This morning. The Boy and I had some talks and he made me laugh.

12. What is on the walls in the room? – A wall hanging of Sunflowers that we picked up at a flea market, a Coca-Cola sign my father gave me and the top of a coffee table.

13. Seen anything weird lately? – Everything I see and do is weird.

14. What do you think of this quiz? – Pretty neat, too bad I am borrrrrrring.

15. What is the last film you saw? – I just watched Willow again last night. Man I love that movie.

16. Tell me something we don’t know – Once when I was 15 or 16 I accidentally set my hand on fire.

17. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you do? – Feed everyone.

18. Do you like to dance? – Yes, too bad I look like Elaine from Seinfeld…only worse.

19. George Bush? – No thanks.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl – Ok. Now what?

21. Imagine your first child is a boy – He is, and boy is he a pain. hardehar.
22. Would you consider living abroad? – Yes! I would love to. France, Greece, England.

23. What would God say to you when you reach the pearly gates? – Hi there, how was the trip? You hungry?

I’m not tagging anyone today, if you want to do it more power to ya.

 

“O bliss! O poop-poop! O my! O my!”

A random story about my misspent youth.

This is actually about me when I was 2 or 3 years old. I never knew about this at all, I do not remember this happening and have never heard this story until yesterday when I was talking to my parents.

I was telling my mom and dad about The Boy and his adventures in potty training. Then my Dad mentioned “the time you pooped on the steps of the building supply store”…what, what? Apparently my parents, my uncle and aunt, their daughter and I were out and about one day walking the streets of Woodstock NB. I had to go to the bathroom but decided not to tell anyone. I simply walked up the steps of a store, hauled down my pants and dropped a doody on the landing. My cousin walked up and tried to go as well, then my dad and uncle saw us and kept walking! The pretended they didn’t have any idea who the weirdos defecating in public were. My mother and her sister came upon us and freaked! My poor poor mother. Not only having to admit that, yes this poopy child is hers but then having to clean up everything. I’m sorry mom…you can take comfort in knowing that your grandson is well on his way to driving me off the deep end too!

BQotD from All & Sundry
*I do not like the cardboard striptease and I MOST DEFINITELY do not like the startling “pah!” and the sudden emergence of dough, all pale and fleshy and…moist. *